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Quotes from 2004

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"wait...something about a toaster?" xandy
 
"don't make it parallel to your body see how this is parallel to my body you don't want it parallel to your body so dont make it parallel to your body...okay?" jen, really really fast
 
"okay. if you hit me again, i'll hurt you. (laughs maniacally and stops abruptly)  Don't try me. Don't." amanda
 
"Guys, you don't want your bodies all floppy!" Jen, proceeding to demonstrate
 
"oh, what is this madness?" lisa, attempting (unsuccessfully) to fix casey's flags
 
"make sure you don't venture into color guard territory. we don't want that" mr. sab
 
"why are you mad at me just because i threw a bottle at your eyes?" aileen
 
"know what comes next, so you know what's coming, so you're not surprised when...it...comes..." jen
 
" front hash, front hash, front hash, front hash, front hash" lisa a
 
"how long has Jess been stupid?" Mr sab
 
"wait...we MOVE while doing the work?!" xandy, utterly horrified
 
football coach: "WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON OUR FIELD?!?!"
beth, as she walks right through football practice to retrive her flag: "um..it's the flag play...you run and get the flag!"
 
"guys, dress to me and Kristin....or undress to me and Kristin..." jules..who else?
 
"i'm a pretty bunny!" kristin. i don't even know.
 
"look, i'm the hot dog set!" ang, on the red raft
 
"you can't just go under. you have to be under." kristin
 
"Two words for you. One, errrrr. Two, the pizza is ready." jacey hammond
 
[all above quotes provided by emily]
 
Memory: Writing our names in the sand

Memory: Computer face = ] "Oh no. I was smushed by Mr. Sab."

Memory: Using the flags as a mosquito net

Memory: Remembering numbers

"If that big pile of dirt was JELLO, I'd go jump in it!!" -Jules (as that truck comes on the field in the middle of band camp practice)

"1..2..3..*looks the person up and down*.. I just raped you with my eyes" - Aileen and Jules

"Ha Ha! I throw grass at you!" - Jess, very delirious

"Woah…Did I just take off my shirt?!?!" in confusion- Aileen

"Ooo! Touch my boob…its fuzzy." - Kristin

"Get the stick!! Get the stick!!!" - Amanda, the end of the 4th song

"Wait…Omg, where's the hash? Where's the hash??" as she bends down, stroking the grass- Jess

"Hey! Jules found a skanky white glove to use as the 50 marker!" - Lisa S.

"I need to put some jeans on…." - Jen
"You need to eat a ding dong???" - Lisa, misinterpreting Jen
 
[all above quotes provided by jules]



Have any new guard quotes? Email Jules at Jbarrett4@gmail.com!